Guy #1: Man, they were right, Hank does have a nice ass.Guy #2: Pff, ain't got nothing on me. I could get a Swedish model too.
Linesman: "Hey 40, those guys behind the glass-are they checking you out too, or just me?"Zetterberg: (silence)
Zebra: I just don't get it man... I'm not a bad-looking fella, I'm tall, I've got a job with authority, why can't I get a girl?Hank (gnaws on mouthguard): I'm telling you, chicks dig beards. Especially Swedish chicks.Zebra: Really? You think that'd work?Hank: Well, whatever you do, don't go around making faces like the guys behind us...
Guy #1: Man, they were right, Hank does have a nice ass.
ReplyDeleteGuy #2: Pff, ain't got nothing on me. I could get a Swedish model too.
Linesman: "Hey 40, those guys behind the glass-are they checking you out too, or just me?"
ReplyDeleteZetterberg: (silence)
Zebra: I just don't get it man... I'm not a bad-looking fella, I'm tall, I've got a job with authority, why can't I get a girl?
ReplyDeleteHank (gnaws on mouthguard): I'm telling you, chicks dig beards. Especially Swedish chicks.
Zebra: Really? You think that'd work?
Hank: Well, whatever you do, don't go around making faces like the guys behind us...