"Darren, if you hit 88 out there, you will go back in time. It's a truth fact. You yoost can't do it"
Homer: "I'm telling you kid, this hand is broken. You're going to have to go score for me!"
"Rember kid, if you want to score like me, you have to get your butt this close to the goalies head."
"Darren, gfhjsi eigbfeigb igfbebg iegioegning!""Uh, thanks Homer."