(Based on a true baseball story)Pav: Hey Johnny, why you all leaned over?Rig: Well, I, uh, I kind of have...a boner.Pav: (looks quizzically at Rig) I not familiar with that term. It sounds fascinating. What does it mean?Rig: It means that...(makes sure that the woman in the front row isn't listening) It means that I have an erection.(Pav takes a look)Pav: (awkwardly) Well, you must, uh....you must really love the defense...-saraneuie's brother
Based on a true baseball story? What? You're weird, kid.
Rig: Hey Pav! There's something wrong with your pants!Pav: Huh? *looks down* I see nothing wrong.Rig: But your pants- they're gaping open. Your thigh shows when you stretch like that.Pav: Huh? They're what?Rig: You have a giant hole in your pants, Pav!Pav: *looks againa dn looks up at Rig more confused than before* Huh?Rig: Ugh, I'll just tell Hank...
OR, make that one things say "looks again AND looks up at Rig more confused than before" - I'm having typing issues...
(Based on a true baseball story)
ReplyDeletePav: Hey Johnny, why you all leaned over?
Rig: Well, I, uh, I kind of have...a boner.
Pav: (looks quizzically at Rig) I not familiar with that term. It sounds fascinating. What does it mean?
Rig: It means that...(makes sure that the woman in the front row isn't listening) It means that I have an erection.
(Pav takes a look)
Pav: (awkwardly) Well, you must, uh....you must really love the defense...
-saraneuie's brother
Based on a true baseball story? What? You're weird, kid.
ReplyDeleteRig: Hey Pav! There's something wrong with your pants!
ReplyDeletePav: Huh? *looks down* I see nothing wrong.
Rig: But your pants- they're gaping open. Your thigh shows when you stretch like that.
Pav: Huh? They're what?
Rig: You have a giant hole in your pants, Pav!
Pav: *looks againa dn looks up at Rig more confused than before* Huh?
Rig: Ugh, I'll just tell Hank...
OR, make that one things say "looks again AND looks up at Rig more confused than before" - I'm having typing issues...
ReplyDelete